GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT: A PRODUCT REVIEW FROM HELL

Let me tell you, this thingamajig is a total lemon. It's like the developers took all the awful ideas they could find and smushed them into one clunky device. I mean, seriously, the instructions are about as clear as a foreign language. You'd think with all the hype surrounding this tool, it would actually perform. But nope, it's just another exam